Believe it or not, this is a Nike ad....
My butt is big
And round like the letter C
And ten thousand lunges have made it rounder
But not smaller
And that's just fine.
It's a space heater
For my side of the bed
It's my ambassador
To those who walk behind me
It's a border collie
That herds skinny women
Away from the best deals
At clothing sales.
My butt is big
And that's just fine
And those who might scorn it
Are invited to kiss it.
8 Comments:
That's awesome. But it makes you wonder if Nike's shoes sales are down. Shock value?
*laughs* Well... maybe they are catching on to the big booty trend (which is long overdue) and are hoping to slap their shoes on the bootyfull among us.
Oh my. :o)
Wow, I can tell how sports minded you all are, since I believe this was a controversial issue, I am guessing around 3 or 4 months ago.
*arches an eyebrow* Thanks for the sarcasm... I uh... actually I saw it on the November issue of Vogue. I just liked it because it describes my ass.
I am good at sarcasm. It is what I am famous for. Would you really want me to disappoint you and change?
I always thought your sarcasm was a defense mechanism... I was only hoping you didn't need it anymore.
If, on the other hand, it's for your own amusement, carry on.
Definitely for amusement purposes. It's fun.
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